British Speak

In the interest of making myself better understood, as I know several of you don't understand some of my British terms, I have embarked on a project with a fellow blogger.
When I say embarked, he badgered me until I relented. He is an American seeking to understand us British folks that much better. So much so his entire blog is dedicated to this sole purpose.
So how could I possibly help? Its easy to find out what specific words mean by using the good old google search engines, but can you be sure that you are using them in the right context? Thats where I come in.

So click on my face and see how I put some of the words into action, they maybe slightly rude, but I didn't pick them.

Toodle pip!