The story of Scallop Man.

After my rather wordy Hamburg post, my lets say 'unique' sense of humour needs an outing. The challenge was where to direct it? I know! Lets make fun of someone. Now the trick to making fun of someone is too link to their blog and then you can be mean, but they the 'victim' still gets something nice out of it. By nice I mean one or two extra hits and people laughing at them, all in a jolly sort of way.

My victim/playmate is Mr.45 an elusive, mysterious and sometimes grumpy 'man'. I am writing 'man' in such a way to further annoy him and create an air of gender mystery. Why did Mr.45 get this dubious honour? He showed a sign of weakness, never admit to disliking something in view of me. I found all the information I needed in this post The Wrath of Scallopman. Be warned that there is the use of some bad words, such as testicles in that post. If you read the post you will find that Mr.45 likes if not loves scallops, a thing I happen to detest. That wasn't enough info to create a post though, it was this following statement:

"I cringe in terror for even just writing of a Scallopman. I’m sure he would want to kill me for having thoughtlessly eaten so many of his delicious brethren over the years."

Scallop Man! Now that is something I can work with, someone cringing in terror! perfect.

For the sake of this doodle story, Scallop Man was created after a scientist slipped on some cherry lube (he was a lonely scientist) and mixed some genetically modified samples. This produced a beast of unknown terrors that escaped and sought out evil scallop munchers to devour them. Scallops are in fact Hermaphrodites, so they could do more than devour you, but maybe I shouldn't go down that avenue?

So did you like the tale of Scallop Man?
Who will be next in a doodle horror tale?