I am going to confuse the pants off you

After I described the weather as pants in the post below, it was brought to my attention that some folk didn't know what I meant. I forget that those across the pond and further afield are not familiar with the finer nuances of the Queens English. Especially some of the ones that we use in my neck of the woods. There are in fact many uses of the word 'pants' and I shall have a whirl at confusing the pants off you now.

Starting with confusing the pants off you, this means you are getting you so confused that you feel like you are losing your mind or at least your undergarments. Lets see how you feel after reading this post, I bet I have lost some of you already. Don't worry I have this effect on a lot of people.

Welcome to the many uses of the word pants!

Pants =Knickers:
Undergarment of the female type.
This can be used in the following ways;
"I will be charming the pants off her by the end of the night."
"I want to get into her pants."
(that could of been rude and/or said by a cross dresser.)

Pants = Pulling Pants :
A unisex term used for special undergarments that have pulling power.
This can be used in the following ways;
"Watch out world! I am wearing my pulling pants."
Instead of 'world', you could use ladies,girls, men or sheep.

Pants = Trousers, male or female:
A garment of the unisex variety.
This can be used in the following way;
"What are you wearing tonight?" "Hmm maybe black pants and a nice top."

Pants = Underpants, male:
Undergarment of the male type.
This can be used in the following ways;
"Phwoar I would love to get into his pants!"
"Oh my god he papped his pants."
"He was so excited, he messed his pants."

Pants = Used as a form of exasperation:
Used instead of it's rubbish,crap,shit,boring,nonsense or bad.
Its a nice word to use when your in front of children and can't let rip with the bad words.
This can be used in the following ways;
"That match was pants!"
"That movie was pants!"
or like in the post below
"The weather is pants!"

Pants= Nasty
I can't believe I left out nasty pants!
Someone with a bad attitude.
This can be used in the following ways;
"Oh my gosh you're such a nasty pants!"

Pants=Fancy
This is the second time I have had to edit this post to add another use of the word pants.
Fancy Pants, this is a form of showing off.
This can be used in the following way:
"Oh get you, Fancy pants! in that new car"

Pants=Smarty
Another shameful omission!
Brought to my attention by a Smarty Pants.
Smarty Pants, this is someone who loves showing off their intelligence in an annoying way.
(also known as a smart arse).
This can be used in the following way:
"I missed that out on purpose, Smarty Pants!"

This post was brought to you by pants!?!

Mark called me an idiot or was that idiomatic, I am not sure whether I should be insulted?
Anyhoo he linked to this post here: Idioms: Pants