The mum is returning home today, which is great, but unfortunately I think she is a cyborg out to kill me. How else do you explain this speedy exit from hospital? It was estimated that she would spend at least six months in recovery, but this has been shortened to a week! I think I am going to be in for a rough time.
Cyborgs are demanding!
The mum is demanding enough already, wanting food and cups of tea. Imagine how demanding an evil cyborg is going to be. Will I be expected to find folks for her to assimilate? That might piss off the neighbours if I steal their kids.
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