Killer monster moths and a mum update.

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The weather has been a little too hot for my liking lately, so I have been forced to sleep with the windows open. What about air conditioning otherwise known as AC? I live in England, we don't have it, so opening the window is AC. Too be fair its only hot enough for AC about 5 days a year if your lucky.
This is not usually a problem apart from possibility of perverts trying to climb in and the over zealous singing of birds in the morning, I just wish they would shurrup sometimes. What is a problem is the ruddy moths! They just love the eerie glow of the computer screen, so attack me when I am at the computer. By attack I mean fly at my head and try to mothomise me, I have no idea what mothomise is, but its not good. Its bad enough that they attack me by the computer but then they follow me to bed. I always read before sleep, so I have a bedside reading lamp. I think I will have to rename it the 'shining beacon of doom', as they love it. There I am all snugly in bed, reading whatever I happened to be reading and whoosh a winged beast whizzes past my ear. I am trying to do my bit for the environment by using an energy efficient bulb, but the moths go crazy for it and its very annoying. I had thought about using candles to read by, but that's no good either! Moths to flame, meh.
I cant kill them either, that would be mean and hordes of evil killer moths would come to avenge their murdered brethren.
Why don't I have a screen? Lets go back to the bit about me living in England, we don't have them. So basically I will just do the British thing and continue to complain about it.

What about the mum? I showed her the doodles and she loved them, but alas they had already removed the bag 'o' piss, therefore the doodles were not as funny. I sometimes curse the healing powers of the mum.
The doctors are very pleased with her progress, so pleased in fact that she might be out this weekend. She has taken a few steps using the zimmer/walking frame and can quite happily whizz about in the wheels of steel. The physios and surgeons are both in agreement that the sooner she is out of hospital, away from infection, the better it will be for her. I should know more after my visit tonight.


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