Largely, because it's what you should have before coming to one of their brunches or lunches...
Our journey begins here. You've heard of the Trojan Horse? Now meet the Trojan Chicken...
Inside this distracting blue glass hen lurks the dangers of eggs slathered in cream sauce. The egg whites lie in wait at the bottom, underneath the sauce, primed for their cue as second wave support, armed with pointy, pointy toast spears.
While the egg yolks have been sieved into a platoon of granular egg soldiers, ready to surge forth the moment the chicken's cracked open, and conquer the taste buds. They will fight your digestive juices all the way down.
Breakfast has never been so exciting!
Now-- what if you're a single person, without a smiling face to chat with over the breakfast table? No problem! You can create your own, with this "glamourous" eggs benedict.
In fact, if you weren't so picky in the first place, you wouldn't be spending your life alone, would you? But no, you always have to find some little fault with your dates. It's always "This one has weeping eye sores. That one's a mortician and stinks of formaldehyde. This other one taxidermies chipmunks for fun."
It's always something with you. So just sit here with your new friend Benny and try to find something to talk about. No arguments.
But, if things really don't work out between you two, then maybe you'll enjoy this theme brunch instead. I call it the "Mayo Melee"...
Maybe you can even squeeze some mayo into those whipped desserts, what do you think? Imagine the surprise they'll get to find that whipped cream is actually packed with mayonnaisey fun!
Ah, but stand back-- I think this next dish is just about ready to blow...
Eventually, it grew into this-- ring around the rosy, bubonic plague style...
Well, that about dishes up today's post! But I'm sure you'll want to all run off, make one of these mouth-watering creations and share it with the ones you love...
Or, y'know, family.
And don't forget to knit up a floral bouquet for your centerpiece!
- If you missed last Wednesday's Treasure Box post, full of thrifted goodies, click here.
- If you're wondering what the heck I'm talking abour regarding the yarn bouquet, click here.
And otherwise, I hope to see your smiling faces this Wednesday when I tell you about a very unexpected thrifted find!
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