Sad Willi

I have a new addition to the Willy Family, a strange collection that I somehow happened upon. I have added the link to all things Willy further down this post, as I am sure some folks don't know the Willy story.

This latest addition is 'Sad Willi' from Austria, who in fact has had the opposite affect and cheered me right up.Thanks to Alison for encouraging my madness and thinking of me in my moments of studying stress.

All things Willy.

It was the last night ever in college last night and I feel all adrift, still shit loads of college work to do though. So I better get back to it.

Farewell Olga!

Alas the strapping gal known as Olga has legged it! This time she has gone for good (unless she comes back next year) and is off to her next victim/host. Fingers crossed she gets there safely and doesn't end up in prison, its not like I would plant drugs or clam porn on her.
I connected with her via a psychic link and produced this video, which includes strong imagery of my last hours with her and a few memories from the last few weeks.

(There are some interesting sounds in this video)
(In some of the photos I may be drunk)
(Its not me vomiting)

I hadn't realised just how long Olga had been here with me and how much she has been up to, until today when I looked through all the posts. I have had loads of fun and having Olga about definitely gets you off your arse. I have been pulled up a few times for calling Olga a 'she' instead of an 'It' or even just a 'bra'. I know its hard to describe the phenomena that is Olga, but just go with it. It has been a delight having Olga with me and I would like to point out that behind every great bra is a great mistress.

If you have missed any Olga posts click the link and have a read! You will be amused.
Olga's time with Claire

Don't forget that Olga has her own blog, so make sure you keep up with her adventures!
You never know whose blog she will turn up on next.
Olga the travelling bra

Which Willy lost it?

Olga is safe! But she is too traumatised to be interviewed at the moment.

Maybe tomorrow after she has had a few drinks.

Fembots are not a threat!

For some reason Dr Evil and Fat Bastard agreed to a phone interview.
Here is how it went.
(it gets rather disturbing so be warned!)

What on earth is going to happen next!
(No really, what is going to happen next?)

Frickin Evil captors revealed!

The cruel bastards have sent photographic evidence that they have Olga to Olga's Blog mistress, see here.

BRA-NAPPED

The two Willy's have managed to get some more video footage and photographs.

What now? Maybe these can help?

Fembots!

UPDATE

Forget the first puny fembots!

Look who is coming to Olgas aid!

MONSTER FEMBOT

Another clue!

Oh noes! Olga is bra napped.

Olga likes to go missing a lot, so when she disappeared again I wasn't that worried.

I thought Daddy P must of had a doodle crisis again or 70steen had cracked open another bottle of wine.

Then I received this!

As soon as I received it I phoned the police, but they hung up on me! Not before giving me a severe telling off about wasting police time, the buffoons! Willy went into mad rage, so Evil Willy and him have gone off to search for her. Luckily I had some spy gadgets knocking around, so I should get some video footage beamed to me, as and when they get some.

Olga certainly brings drama wherever she goes!

Update just beamed in!

Olgas captor on 12seconds.tv

Doodle Claire's Body

Oh noes Doodle Week has come to an end! Not that it means the end of doodling for me, hopefully you lot will continue to doodle to.

I definitely think Doodle Olga and Willy  will be appearing again, god knows what they will get up to next.

For more doodle boobs

Doodle Pet

Today's theme has been my favourite so far, I am not sure why.

The downfall of Evil Willy

Doodle Claire was not happy at all to end up in Hell for her vacation, neither was Willy or Olga!

It was time for the thing behind all of this to be taken in hand. Evil Willy needed to be sorted out once and for all, but is Willy hard enough to handle Evil Willy?

Is this really the end of Evil Willy? Do they ever make it out of Hell?

Doodle Claire's vacation

Update: The answers to what the .... is going on are in the post below written in red. Some of you were scarily close, therefore as mad as me.

Just to update you on the above doodle, Olga and Willy are in the suitcases.

Also it may seem like I have cleverly planned my doodles but I haven't at all, I just get the piece of paper and go mad. I am usually influenced by someone's comment about a previous doodle.

What the .... Is going on!

My doodles have been erm somewhat interesting and it seems like I am the only one that actually knows what is going on. So to see if any of you know what is actually going on I thought I would ask a few simple questions.

1. How many aliens are there?
 There are two aliens featured so far, possibly male and female but its hard to tell. 

2. Where is Evil Willy?

Evil Willy is with the 'female' alien just for the moment.

3. Who is supposedly dead?

The 'male' alien is supposedly dead, but he is an alien with regenerative powers. See his tentacles arising from the grave.

4. Who is Olga with now?

Olga is with Doodle Claire and Willy 

5. Who is Willy with?

The somewhat weary Willy is with Doodle Claire and Olga.

6. What did Willy do to the Alien wearing Olga, to get Olga back?

Willy ******* 'her'

7. What nationality are the Aliens?
The Aliens are Canadian.

PS: While I have your attention, any suggestions on where I should go on Doodle Vacation? Remember its me, so anywhere is on the cards! Best suggestion gets something (not crabs)

Doodle Garden sort of

Over at Daddy P's blog you would have seen Willy blasting off to save Olga, but what happened next?

Lost in space....

What will happen to Olga and who is behind all these attacks?

Doodle Bug!

If you didn't notice, that's Olga and something is about to happen to her!

See here The Moths!

Voodoo Willy

How did Willy end up getting the upper hand? Did Olga sober up in time?
You will have to watch the video to find out!

Evil Willy is a safe willy for now!

Stay Tuned!

Catching crabs with Olga

Yesterday was one of those manic cleaning days, where a simple tidy up turns into a full scale war against the build up of crap. I was also bit by some winged evil beast the night before and had two massive swollen areas (on my leg). This meant I slept horribly and was in a grumpy mood.

So whilst I was in cupboards, up in the loft, polishing pigs, demolishing wardrobes, what on earth was Olga up to? I have found out she gets bored easily, she doesn't like watching telly for very long and starts demanding cocktails at a ridicluosly early hour. So during a well earned rest, I noticed she had disappeared upstairs with the two Willy's (remember one is evil).

It turns out they decided to play a lethal game of Catch the Crabs! Yes those little pink things are crabs (not chickens). Unfortunately Olga and Willy had no idea what Evil Willy had planned for both of them.

Evil Willy: Let's play a game.... The winner gets... Olga.

Willy: Okay I have caught crabs before (this one time at the beach)

Willy: Oh noes!

Willy: 'Holy shit!'

Willy: 'Evil Willy is trying pull some hoo doo voodoo shit on me.'

Willy: 'Help someone.......'

What is going to happen next? 

Will Olga ever sober up in time?

Olga's games