Showing posts with label childhood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label childhood. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Winter Nips, Olbas and Memories


At this time of year, I reach for the Olbas more frequently. It use to be a seasonal thing, but my addiction has deepened, or my sinuses have become more stuffed over the decades, so now it's an all year round habit. The Olbas addiction started in early childhood, when the Grandma Lil use to shove an olbas inhaler up my nostrils before heading out to school on a cold morning. It was only in later years, did I realise that the olbas inhaler was passed between the sisters and I, never wiped in-between (gross). That olbas inhaler had to be ancient, I never saw a new one, ever.When the ye olde ancient olbas inhaler wasn't about, a few drops of pure olbas oil was put on a hanky and stuffed in my pocket. They say that your olfactory (sniff sniff) senses link up directly to your memory, so sniffing a wee bit of olbas whooshes me back to days of duffel coats and hugs off Grandma Lil.



Another childhood memory that goes in hand in hand with the olbas, is a handful of Winter Nips, before you get excited, the nips I am talking about, are the sweets you see in the picture above..Not the scenario doodled below....



I loved  those sweets, they are small black herbal flavour boiled sweets, which don't actually sound that nice, but I assure they are! They warm up your mouth and as a kid, I was convinced that they magically warmed up your whole body. So when I saw a bag of them in the supermarket, I had to buy some! Nom nom nom nom!

So do you have favourite childhood sweet? What childhood smell tickles your olfactory senses?

Friday, October 16, 2009

Mumborg: 50th commemorative edition


First of all what is a Mumborg?
The word Mumborg was first created to describe my mother as she was edging ever closer to bionic woman and ever further away from normal human being status. I decided on this post , after playing with variations of the bionic/borg theme, ranging from mum/cyborg to cybernetic beast master. I use to refer to her as the 'Cupboard Monster' but that confused people a wee bit too much. I think they thought the 'Cupboard Monster' was my alternate personality, which is ridonkulous (that is Ralph, Hey Ralph!). Also Mumborg is another home run on google, I currently own the market on 'Mumborgs' woot. The question now is, does the mumborg still qualify as a borg like parent since having the leg removed? I voted and the answer is yes! Although the major metal work was in the leg that was removed, she now relies more on the electric wheelchair, which is bionic (sort of), so the nickname stays!

Today Mumborg hits 50
"The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." By T.S. Eliot
I couldn't have a birthday month of my own, oh no, the mumborg sneaks in a mere 5 days later. That also means I must have been the best birthday present ever all those years ago, right? Also another year of her being in hospital for her and my birthdays, I think it is 5 or 6 years on the run! Maybe she is trying to tell me something? The good news is that, although she is in hospital for her birthday, she should be home rather soon.
"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry." By Alan Bleasdale

Read more »

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I want to ride a bicycle and stuff

At the age of 27 I have found myself in the awkward position of not being able to ride a bike, or at least not effectively. How did this tragic event occur?
Firstly the mumborg being in hospital a lot was not conducive to bicycle learning time and the dad had to juggle the siblings, work, mumborg and I. Although I still think they could of squeezed this vital skill in somewhere.
Secondly I never actually got a new shiny bicycle of my own, I got a second hand bmx thing from somebody or other which was a dangerous beast and built for a boy type person.
So things were not looking good for me at all, especially when thirdly I have the coordination skills of somebody with two left feet dancing to the wrong rhythm, backwards and upside down (that bad).
What limited time I did spend riding bicycles was not fun at all, I was too scared to go fast and couldn't get the hang of those wretched gears and brakes. It is not a good idea to put your feet down instead of braking, this can lead to painful and embarrassing situations. Please keep the guffawing to a minimum as you read the rest of this tale.

Whilst on holiday in some lovely part of the country, Suffolk I think, the dad decides we should hire bicycles for the day. At the time I probably thought it was a great idea, it would soon become apparent that it was nothing of the sort.
Picture this, Dad in the lead whizzing round country roads followed by us lot (mum, sisters and me) when he signals that we should all stop. These were one way country roads and sometimes they proved to be rather dangerous. So immediately, instead of applying the brakes, I put my feet down and some how end up on the floor. That was bad enough, but did it end there? Oh no no no. Heather my younger sister had not even learnt to put her feet down to stop, let alone use the brakes. So guess what? She proceeded at speed to ride over my head and down the road until the dad stopped her.
Luckily enough I survived the incident with no injuries, apart from a few cuts. Oh! I nearly forgot to mention the big fuck off tread mark across my forehead! Did I get tea and sympathy? Did I heck as like. It became a family gem of a tale and I don't think I have ridden a bike since. Not that you could really blame me after that horror story.
So what now? Am I resigned to just these two feet of mine? Or do I attempt to mount a two wheeled steed once more? At least I could get a shiny new bike and a big pink helmet ( wow that sounds wrong). Do they do bicycle lessons for buffoons?

I suppose this falls under the category of 'Doing things that could make you look foolish, but you want to anyways' kind of thing.

Other News:
In a recent blog post I requested your votes to send me on a penguin filled adventure. Whilst it it something that I would love to do, it is becoming abundantly clear that I will not be winning. The company will get a shit load of publicity and I will get nothing, so sod that for a lark. I will just have to wait my turn to molest the penguins and build the worlds biggest snowman

Heather the runner over-er has once again started blogging, it will probably last about a week, but you never know. At the moment she needs advice on teapots, teacups and wedding invites, so let the hordes descend on her blog.

Mumborg update: It is always fun in mumborg world. I have lost count how long she has been in this time, month and a half I think. Time flies when you are having fun and all that.

Previously in mumborg world....
Doctor type person: We shall let any infection clear up before/if we operate again.
Mumborg: Okay
Present day in mumborg world:
Doctor type person: Oh it looks like you have an infection, we better operate!
Mumborg: Okay
My opinion on the matter? I have to wonder at the doctor type persons thinking on all things mumborg. I know she is a difficult case, but it is getting increasingly frustrating when they appear to have no clue on how to handle the mumborg. The mumborg manages to stay cheery no matter what, which further proves my theory that she is in fact a clone gone wrong.

Latest news: Awaiting swab results, if there is any infection they will operate.

Friday, March 27, 2009

That thing called bullying

Over on twitter a lot more Charities are getting involved with this social networking lark and doing a great job of it. Today I wanted to mention BullyingUK, as they released the widget that you can see above these ramblings. As children become more and more internet aware, so must the charities that want to reach out to them. The site has a whole range of advice and support for Children, Parents and Carers.This is not half hearted advice and info, its up to the minute stuff and well worth a read.

I am now the grand old age of 27 and I wish some of the things around now where about when I was a kid. I was never physically hit or abused verbally that much, on the whole I was just ignored. I was that tall, pale gangly looking kid that probably looked a bit messy. I remember some kids from the year above me, in Junior School, took a particular dislike to me and once brought toothpaste in for me, saying that my breath smelt. I remembering looking round thinking someone would stick up for me, but nope, no one did. The friends that I did have then just pretended it never happened. Did I go home and tell my parents what had happened? No.Did I tell anyone what had happened? No.

I have delved into the diary of 11 year old me lately for part of a college project, so I will be writing more about being that kid and what advice I would give to her. Here is a wee glimpse at what I have scanned so far:
 
 

You may have a wonderful relationship with your child, but they just might not be able to tell you how they are feeling, so its sites like Bullying UK that can help to bridge that gap.

So follow BullyingUK on Twiiter for the latest snippets on Anti-Bullying!
Also follow Unite Aginst Bullying on Twitter for Worldwide support.

Friday, January 23, 2009

When sisters attack

Lofty surprises


The loft insulation type bloke was only a wee bit late and got the job done rather quickly. Unfortunately he put the insulating stuff over the already insulated floor? So that will have to taken up and shoved somewhere. Shortly after he finished, the cavity wall filler type people turned up and got that job done. This house is now supposedly super insulated, so I am supposedly snug as bug in a rug. As I have had my flu blanket on, I cant really tell yet.

Now that the ghastly loft is empty and insulated, its time to sort through all the crap. Not that any of it is actually mine. Well apart from two boxes of Wallace and Gromit stuff. I was a tad obsessed with the cheesy wonderfulness that was and is Wallace and Gromit. As the emptying of the loft was a rush job due to illness and laziness, I was without a bed and bedroom for four days! This did not help my naturally sunny disposition or phlegm filled body. Anyhoo I have made room now for my weary carcass and the mega sortage has begun.

Its not all been doom and gloom, I have found the family tree that the dad has been looking for, for ages and a day. Also a whole load of awesometriffic family photos. The photographs above are just a few of the million I will be scanning. Also I will update on family tree findings as and when the dad finds interesting tidbits.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Jane in Winter

When we lived in Morocco, and the days were growing shorter, I started thinking about my childhood in England. 
In those days I loved reading and wished real life was as exciting as what happened in books.


So I started writing a story which combines elements of both what really happened and what should have done. 
My heroine, ignored by her brother, manages to have an adventure on her own and travels to a mysterious kingdom deep under a lake.
In writing the book, I drew on elements of all kinds of classic stories: Grimm's Fairy Tales, Beowulf (all bad creatures have lairs under water!), folklore: the four elements -- earth, air fire and water and so on. 

Several young people in Morocco, among them Leonora Brebner, Nikole Cairns and Maria Thornhill, were my first readers. Their enthusiastic reception  pleased me enormously.

Then I had to make a cover.
I took out the water colors my daughter gave me, and old photos and prints. 
Thorndon Hall in the print is Myrtle Hall in the book.
The little cottage in the photo is the house I grew up in. 
I think the story is best suited to  8-12 year old readers, but grownups will enjoy the descriptions of food and life in the days before video games and cell phones. 
I have just finished writing Jane's next adventure called Jane in Spring. This will be available soon.
JANE IN WINTER is available from Lulu.com.

PREVIEW THE BOOK
You can read the first ten pages of the book to see if you like it!
The preview is also here (http://www.lulu.com/browse/preview/php?fCID=5179335)
I love feedback so please e-mail me at elizabethwix@hotmail.com if you have any comments or suggestions.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Family


I have been swamped this week with college, illness and the mum. The Mum is doing much much better and should hopefully be out of hospital on Monday. It was her birthday on the 17th and yet again she was stuck in bloody hospital. I recently scanned a photo of the folks wedding day to share with some of my family. The mum is the little woman holding the bouquet, not the laughing hyena that is my auntie (mad). My dad is the tall bloke holding her hand.

How could they have been so happy? I wasn't born yet.

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Now playing: Cat Power - Metal Heart
via FoxyTunes

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Unwelcome Blogger alert

Do you have a family member that would make you cringe in horror if they were ever to blog?
Unfortunately one of mine has!
Yes 'The Doll' has found its way onto the net and is threatening to divulge my childhood secrets.
Read about it here on Dear Teddy.
Or the direct link to the lie ridden tale is here Lies all lies!

Monday, March 3, 2008

The Thrill of my life so far!

I am failing miserably at keeping up with my counselling posts on here, bloody real life getting in the way. I will finish that confidentiality post this week, as we have covered suicide protocols tonight and that does somewhat impact on the issue of confidentiality in counselling sessions. It was not an easy subject to talk about, but unfortunately necessary. I may cover suicide as an issue when I feel more confident in my abilities to cover it in an appropriate manner.

In the meantime I am working on childhood memories for my 'Who Am I' project, which is a large part of the counselling diploma, its about knowing yourself from the inside out. So obviously you have to look back at your childhood. That means I have been trawling through all my old certificates, cards, badges, school reports, notes and craft stuff that I made for the folks. Nestled in between was a newspaper article declaring a ' Thrill of a lifetime!'.

Click image to enlarge and read the article

Now after reading the article do you really think that it was like that for me?

Hopefully by now you have read the article? What do you mean no, read it!

Since embarking on this counselling diploma, we have been encouraged to look back at childhood memories. To see if what you remember is what really happened or do you remember things happening in a totally different way than everybody else?
What I remember the most about this particular day was the weather, it was horrible, it rained and rained. Not only that but we weren't allowed to wear our plastic macs, as that would of covered up our bloody lovely uniforms (brown sacks). It was also very boring stood there on parade waiting for Princess Di to walk past, I vaguely remember seeing the back of her head. I definitely remember the feelings of been very underwhelmed, while some were really excited. I was a funny little child and as Carl in the comments pointed out, it was more of a big deal to the leaders.
Stood in the rain provided no big thrill for me that day, but something did! I have no way of really knowing if the following story really happened as I remember, but you shall see how early my unique sense of humour emerged.
Once Princess Di had finally opened the Chimpanzee house, we were then allowed in to gaze at the chimps, along with all the other hundreds of visitors. I love monkeys and apes so I was excited to get right up to the glass panel and see some monkey business. Was that the thrill? well I loved that bit but no.
It turns out that some people have no idea how to behave in the zoo and surely grown ups know not to bang on the glass? Well I remember one guy, who was right up at the glass panel, I think he was a granddad? He repeatedly banged on the glass to get the chimps attention to entertain the child. You have to remember that this was the first day the poor chimps had been put in front of so many people, so the following incident was not this chimps fault.
Are you excited now? Well back to fella banging on the glass panel. His attempts to attract the attention of any chimp was proving futile, until BAM!!!!! A huge chimp just hurled itself across the little moat and straight at the glass panel. The silly man clutched his chest and fell over backwards in horror! Some people screamed, while little me laughed my head off and from then on loved chimpanzees that bit more.
I don't remember much about adopting a owl, getting enrolled or even Princess Di, but I do remember the horrid weather and that chimpanzee incident. I wonder if my sister Jemma remembers any of this? Probably not as she is rubbish at remembering things. I wasn't in the brownies for much longer after that, I hated it.

The answer to which one is me is found here :)

I have highlighted me and my lovely older sister Jemma, who I think some of you picked as me.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Thrifters of the Lost Childhood

You sift through the rubble, carefully... meticulously... perspiration beading on your brow.

You know that it’s out there... somewhere. And you will not… cannot... rest until your quest has come to a close.

So you scan. And sort. And leave every site unearthed, but empty-handed.

You may go through this same process for days... months... years… before that unforgettable moment when your heart gives its jolt of recognition...

There, amidst the remnants of forgotten trends and broken promises, your eyes fall upon the treasure you’d presumed lost to decades and despair. You have recaptured it...

That missing bit of your childhood.

Oh, maybe it was the beloved stuffed bear your mother decided you’d outgrown when you were seven. Perhaps the Easy Bake Oven you’d asked Santa Claus for decades ago-- but never found under your tree. Or the comics that symbolized action and imagination-- but you’d sold in an unthinking moment to gain some extra cash.

If thrift stores are a source of new joys, they’re also a source for rediscovering what we’ve missed, or longed for. And a way to share those memories with a whole new generation.

Two good friends have found themselves thrifting hardcover Nancy Drews in this sort of recovery mission. For one, it’s rebuilding a collection lost after a stressful divorce. For another, it’s finally owning the books she rabidly read from the library, but couldn’t afford herself.

One fellow thrifter told a tale where Weebles-- those egg-shaped folks who “wobble but they don’t fall down,” remember them? ---were thrifted and passed down from father to daughter, beginning a whole new cycle of happy memories.

And my own recent thrift score of a book of 60s paper dolls made me wonder how many adult women still think fondly about their hours spent cutting out and dressing these fashionable little ladies-- but were parted from them by years, new homes, or a simple need for space? They’re only THINGS, after all. Just THINGS...

But things with memories attached do seem to weigh more.

For me, I admit blushingly my quest involves a younger Harrison Ford. Once my pre-teen mind came to grasp that Han Solo and Indiana Jones were, indeed, one and the same fellow (I was a little slow on the uptake), my minor obsession began.

I recall standing in Two-Guys Department Store coveting, in particular, a 12-inch Indiana Jones figure.

Who needed Ken when Barbie could have a swashbuckling Dr. Jones? (Anyway, my only Ken’s leg had been amputated by my younger cousin in a misguided surgery attempt. I think Ken’s relationship with Barbie suffered after that.)

But at fifty-cents a week allowance, saving up for such a purchase took some serious time. And in spite of will-power and waiting, Dr. Jones was sold out before I ever had the cash in hand.

Barbie and I both felt the pain of that one.

This saga was all brought to mind recently, when recently my thrifting buddy-- knowing my long-time Ford-fondness-- approached me in the Goodwill with a small, slightly beaten box. “Do you want this?” she asked.

It was a 1984 “Adventures of Indiana Jones” role-playing game. Inside the box were stories, maps, character information and even the worksheets of the kid who’d owned it...

The kid who’d be about my age now.

My friend and I wondered if that kid even recalled the game, or knew it was gone. If he’d long moved out of his parents’ home into one filled with his own family, and left the game behind in the haste of his journey toward shining adulthood. We wondered if “gramma” hadn’t simply decided to do a bit of down-sizing, and one day the game’s exact whereabouts would be a mystery to them all.

I took the game up to the register surrounded by a fog of reminiscence, wondering if someday that elusive Indiana Jones figure would find himself in the thrifts, as well. Maybe a little worn. A little tired. Missing his hat or bullwhip. But still strong, dashing and ready for anything.

And that’s the real adventure; you never know when it comes to thrifting. It’s all out there somewhere. All you have to do is look.

Thrifters of the Lost Childhood

You sift through the rubble, carefully... meticulously... perspiration beading on your brow.

You know that it’s out there... somewhere. And you will not… cannot... rest until your quest has come to a close.

So you scan. And sort. And leave every site unearthed, but empty-handed.

You may go through this same process for days... months... years… before that unforgettable moment when your heart gives its jolt of recognition...

There, amidst the remnants of forgotten trends and broken promises, your eyes fall upon the treasure you’d presumed lost to decades and despair. You have recaptured it...

That missing bit of your childhood.

Oh, maybe it was the beloved stuffed bear your mother decided you’d outgrown when you were seven. Perhaps the Easy Bake Oven you’d asked Santa Claus for decades ago-- but never found under your tree. Or the comics that symbolized action and imagination-- but you’d sold in an unthinking moment to gain some extra cash.

If thrift stores are a source of new joys, they’re also a source for rediscovering what we’ve missed, or longed for. And a way to share those memories with a whole new generation.

Two good friends have found themselves thrifting hardcover Nancy Drews in this sort of recovery mission. For one, it’s rebuilding a collection lost after a stressful divorce. For another, it’s finally owning the books she rabidly read from the library, but couldn’t afford herself.

One fellow thrifter told a tale where Weebles-- those egg-shaped folks who “wobble but they don’t fall down,” remember them? ---were thrifted and passed down from father to daughter, beginning a whole new cycle of happy memories.

And my own recent thrift score of a book of 60s paper dolls made me wonder how many adult women still think fondly about their hours spent cutting out and dressing these fashionable little ladies-- but were parted from them by years, new homes, or a simple need for space? They’re only THINGS, after all. Just THINGS...

But things with memories attached do seem to weigh more.

For me, I admit blushingly my quest involves a younger Harrison Ford. Once my pre-teen mind came to grasp that Han Solo and Indiana Jones were, indeed, one and the same fellow (I was a little slow on the uptake), my minor obsession began.

I recall standing in Two-Guys Department Store coveting, in particular, a 12-inch Indiana Jones figure.

Who needed Ken when Barbie could have a swashbuckling Dr. Jones? (Anyway, my only Ken’s leg had been amputated by my younger cousin in a misguided surgery attempt. I think Ken’s relationship with Barbie suffered after that.)

But at fifty-cents a week allowance, saving up for such a purchase took some serious time. And in spite of will-power and waiting, Dr. Jones was sold out before I ever had the cash in hand.

Barbie and I both felt the pain of that one.

This saga was all brought to mind recently, when recently my thrifting buddy-- knowing my long-time Ford-fondness-- approached me in the Goodwill with a small, slightly beaten box. “Do you want this?” she asked.

It was a 1984 “Adventures of Indiana Jones” role-playing game. Inside the box were stories, maps, character information and even the worksheets of the kid who’d owned it...

The kid who’d be about my age now.

My friend and I wondered if that kid even recalled the game, or knew it was gone. If he’d long moved out of his parents’ home into one filled with his own family, and left the game behind in the haste of his journey toward shining adulthood. We wondered if “gramma” hadn’t simply decided to do a bit of down-sizing, and one day the game’s exact whereabouts would be a mystery to them all.

I took the game up to the register surrounded by a fog of reminiscence, wondering if someday that elusive Indiana Jones figure would find himself in the thrifts, as well. Maybe a little worn. A little tired. Missing his hat or bullwhip. But still strong, dashing and ready for anything.

And that’s the real adventure; you never know when it comes to thrifting. It’s all out there somewhere. All you have to do is look.